Reblogged on 20 Jul 2014 from neongreenlightning
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thebrockway:

Nobody ever explain this to me. It is perfect as it is.

thebrockway:

Nobody ever explain this to me. It is perfect as it is.

(Source: tibets)

Reblogged on 20 Jul 2014 from iesugirl
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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Reblogged on 20 Jul 2014 from neongreenlightning
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fingerpuppet:

this page marks the end of my pink marker. 

fingerpuppet:

this page marks the end of my pink marker. 

Reblogged on 18 Jul 2014 from lavender-ice
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jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

Reblogged on 18 Jul 2014 from sardonicseamstress
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(Source: 100327)

Reblogged on 18 Jul 2014 from sardonicseamstress
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ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

Reblogged on 18 Jul 2014 from phantomrose96
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"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

And when you are in a morgue/science/medical lab STOP touching your face with gloved hands. You just touched dead things and nasty specimens with those, and you destroy the reason for wearing a barrier when you touch your goddamn face with your cliched pensive gestures. Also, no more eating in lab settings. Just, NO.

(via lunapics)

Reblogged on 17 Jul 2014 from nooby-banana
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(Source: vinebox)

Reblogged on 17 Jul 2014 from sardonicseamstress
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australianss:

something that will always frustrate me:

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(Source: grifflth)

Reblogged on 17 Jul 2014 from phantomrose96
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smthnwentwrong:

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